Razor Rash & Razor Burn - You Have Been Warned
Leading men’s grooming brand The Bluebeards Revenge™ has announced the launch of its new and expanded product range, ensuring that every alpha male will become irresistible when it comes to the ladies.
Dubbed the ‘world’s manliest shaving brand’, The Bluebeards Revenge™ has added a luxury pre-shave oil, post shave balm, affordable shaving brush and a silver technology anti-perspirant deodorant to its already impressive range of quality skincare products. The firm has also launched a smaller version (100ml) of its award winning and beard reducing shaving cream, promising every man “50 great shaves”.
“Guaranteed to pamper with attitude, each product in the new range offers seriously great smelling and excellent performing formulations for real men, all packaged in not-so-serious fun and funky and eye-catching and unique packaging,” said company spokesperson Nick Gibbens.
The shaving cream and post shave balm contain a miracle ingredient called Decelerine, which is exclusive to The Bluebeards Revenge™, and is scientifically proven to actually reduce beard growth by around 40% in just 60 days. This means a man can get on with what he does best - manliness - without sporting a 5 o’clock shadow by lunchtime.
As well as slowing down beard re-growth, Decelerine™ relieves and soothes the effects of shaving, helping to combat common shaving problems like razor burn, razor rash and bumps.
“The Bluebeards Revenge™ is all about a really great shave with a scientifically proven, stubble reducing ingredient,” explained Nick. “But we also stand for the less than conventional approach to life, cocking a snoot at the nanny state and the madness that is the bureaucratic balls ache of endless red tape and over the top health and safety clap trap.
“But don’t take their word for it. Try it and see the miraculous reduction in stubble over just a few weeks, and see for yourself why every man who wonders why he can never achieve the ‘close shave’ that the glamorous TV ads talk about, can now realise this dream.”
However, The Bluebeards Revenge™ is keen to point out that its “manly” shaving range has not been designed for the bum fluff brigade and suggests those partial to a spot of the facial fuzz should opt instead for a tin of cheap and fluffy supermarket foam.
The firm also advises that its range is not meant for girls – even though it suggests that it could be the best range of products you could possible use on your legs, underarms and bikini line.
The Bluebeards Revenge™ is available now from Menkind stores nationwide and from http://www.amazon.com/ . Are you man enough?
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