BREAKING NEWS - RUPERT MURDOCH AND JERRY HALL ENGAGED

First let me start by saying I love  money but not this much and from the outside this looks like a business deal ... You give me a few good years and I'll look after you when I go so to speak ... Jerry you are not skint ... This does sound like a case of celebrity prostitution 

The 84 year old billionaire groom to be (there's the clue) and his 59 year old bride to be are said to be happy after a four month relationship .... Just the amount of time it takes to thrash out a good pre nup 

Good luck! Excuse me Whilst i go throw up,

Let me know your thoughts people